Oh Jesus that's a real fucking book. Why couldn't I just pretend it was a joke?

From the producers of 5now Dog5, the fifth installment in the Snow Dogs franchise.

Did you know his real name is Steel Hammerhands?

Better yet, we should eat them.

Oh god. When he asks Glen what he would want to do if he could do anything. And then that Lovin' Spoonful song starts playing. Never fails to get me a little choked up. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I don't think it rings false. Fletcher isn't solely motivated by ego though he definitely has an ego. When he talks about how jazz is dying and derides the Starbucks jazz CDs you can tell this is a man who is, in his own mind, trying to beat back the tide of mediocrity that is destroying the art form he has devoted…

Movies:
-Blue Ruin:
-SPOILERS FOR BLUE RUIN AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO LINE BREAKS. Great twist on the revenge thriller since Dwight A) Kills the wrong man almost immediately, and the man responsible has been dead for years(it's a nice moment during the calm before the climax when Dwight can get some simple payback by…

So Reagan is still president? Lucky bastards.- Jack Donnaghy

Why do you even want flies?

What the fuck are you doing Perd Hapley?

One of my favorite moments of the show is one of those exchanges:
-Leslie: Headline idea- "It's The End Of The World As They Know It, But Pawnee Feels Fine."
-Shauna: It's a little long.
Leslie: Okay, "Zorp Shmorp! Doomsday Prediction Falls Flat As Citizens Spend Pleasant Evening Enjoying One Of Pawnee's Finest Parks."
-Sh…

Laugh with me buddy. Just with me buddy. Don't ever let me start feeling lonely…
-Gone way too fuckin' soon, but never forgotten

Part of me wishes that the final shot of the show had been Ron rowing out into the lake with 'Buddy' playing

Mike Schur said there was a flashforward of Shauna Malwae-Tweep that was cut for time(Fuck you NBC) that featured a character he wouldn't spoil. Apparently it'll be in the producer's cut posted on NBC's website(Fuck you again NBC)

Laugh with me Buddy. Just with me Buddy. Don't ever let me start feeling lonely.
-Gone way too fuckin' soon. This one's for you Harris

Mike Schur did an interview with Vulture where he said there were two flash forwards that were cut for time(fuck you NBC for making the last great comedy you had cut down their finale for time after moving it to ten o'clock for the voice.) It was Jamm, and Shauna Malwae-Tweep "that includes another chatacter who I…

I loved everything about this ending but part of me would've loved if the final shot was Ron paddling out into the lake set to Willie Nelson's "Buddy"

But we don't really describe being a terrorist as a job in the real world

Who's got the throatslitter?

GANGWAY FOR FOOT CYCLE!