He's the Don Draper of episodic television reviews

Now that I'm seeing pictures of friends' babies popping up on facebook I keep repeating her line from a few episodes back: "I'm gonna go spend my time doing exactly what I want to do because I don't have children. God, I'm so happy with my life choices."

Better be working on that fucking blooper reel Dean!

This is a birth mark Perd, and *this* is the little scar I got when I was nine and I fell of my bike, so NO I"M NOT PERFECT!

Apologies if he was in your list, but did we ever get the name of the guy who tries to start a chant at every public forum? Because him shouting "HER DAUGHTER IS AN IDIOT! HER DAUGHTER IS AN IDIOT!" is one of my favorite moments of Pawnee craziness.

I'm always a little nervous to say this but in my opinion The Pit is a way better song than 5000 Candles In The Wind.

Yeah it seemed like they kept throwing things at the wall without anything ever really sticking but she was always great playing the straight man to Leslie.

All Lil' Sebastian wanted was good fresh oats, a trough of water, and a willing sexual partner. Or non-willing. He was a horse so I think they had to do it either way.

Yeah I've never seen Nell(or even heard of it before P&R) but her reading, especially her inexplicably hilarious blinking, is beautiful.

"I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it." is one of my favorite lines of the whole series.

I can relate way too much to Ben's reaction: "Oh my god. That's the whole thing. That's three weeks of work."
Also Ben asking Andy and April how many legs Champion had when they found him.
And:
-Andy: He can do more with three legs than most dogs can do with four.
-April: Except for digging. He's really bad at digging.

*The best thing about beeein' a woman is the prerogative to have a little fuuuuunnnn.*
Also: I laugh my ass off every time they cut to Andy silently jamming along during that scene.

Dance up on me Jean Ralphio

"Oh my god that's the same girl from the thing."
Dammit now I'm sad.

I miss her being there but that episode has some great Donna moments when she is schooling Ann on dating:
-"Dating is a zero sum game. If you get a man, *I don't get that man.*"
-"That was the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Did you grow up in the woods? Are you Nell, from the movie Nell?"
-Also her tossing back…

Leslie's descriptions of Ann might be my favorite running joke on Parks:
- Oh Ann, you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby.
- Oh Ann, you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
- You are a beautiful, talented, powerful musk ox
- Ann you poetic, noble land mermaid

This reminds me of Amy Poehler's joke at the Golden Globes: "Boyhood proves that there are still great roles for women over 40 as long as you get hired when you're under 40."

I wouldn't even give it that. The Godfather was better than any of the other nominees(the only two that people still remember are Cabaret and Deliverance) by leaps and bounds. Birdman was not.

I've been doing my level best to keep out of the circlejerk that hating on Boyhood has become but did you really just say Boyhood was "too great to win?"

Not defending the choice of that clip but if you're that averse to spoilers you could just- ya' know- watch it online(either for free or by paying for it if that's a moral issue.) Or don't watch the Oscars.