And the show has used a song by The Decemberists. Doesn't mean anything.

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Little late to the party but the film did make it seem like he was gonna do something to interfere after Dwight left, since Dwight stole his battery.

I don't need your trophies or your gold, I just wanna tell you all: Go fuck yourselves! *starts spitting at Emmy voters*

As my good friend Devon Banks once told me, "No touching just makes it hotter."

Well this news will help me get over being rudely awakened by the dustmen yesterday

Well you can't just say that and not specify which scene. There are at least 3 I can think of that would be up there.

I only ever watched House re-runs on USA but I can't imagine ANY episode of that show was better written than Middle Ground, easily one of the greatest episodes of television ever made.

-Mayor Gunderson is dead.
-Oh great, way to jinx us Garry.

Well hopefully that means I won't have to see anymore of those commercials of her and Dax Shepard being the cutest couple on earth, thus reminding me of my crippling loneliness.

I am still laughing my asnov(Sid Asnov is a former city councilman of Pawnee) about the: 'Loose Animal In The Studio' graphic

I was a little distracted during the beginning of the Verixxotle commercial since I thought they had gone to commercials. Then I realized something was up. And then I realized it was part of the show and thought of Kelso from That 70's Show complaining about being tricked by the fake SNL commercials. I am not a smart…

Agreed. Great competitor, and pretty easy on the eyes https://hamm0ndeggs.files.w…

He Brendanoquits life

Really wishing I had kept my Snitchin' Bubs username right now.

And crow eggs. If you see any crow eggs DO NOT TOUCH THEM there are his.

The fuck you say about cats not being able to type you breadstick in a bow tie?

As a current student of Binghamton, could anyone be so kind as to describe what the sun feels like? It's been so long…
Edit: Just checked the weather. It's -15 with the windchill.

I loved Jennifer Barkley cracking up at the suggestion that it was possible to underestimate the American voter

Would it be foolish to hope that John Oliver hosts his own election night coverage? Damnit Stewart and Colbert gone in the same year?! Eat a dick inevitable forward march of time