There are valid reasons to leave a smaller tip, but this? NOT ONE OF THEM!

I own one (for the days of yore when I actually made handmade cards) and love it! It has a soft firmness that won’t gouge paper the way an envelope opener or ruler will.

But for my wedding? I really hope not to have to fold 100 invitations, 100 response cards, etc.

One afternoon, while horseback riding, the camp counselors accidentally led us into a field a bees. A FIELD OF BEES. We saw the first girl in line be tossed off her horse. The bees were stinging its legs, so naturally it reared on its hind legs and took off. Our horses continued to proceed into this booby-trapped…

I hear that 1D does that to people. Passion on, my friend!

Are you my friend Angie? Because I had no idea anyone knew as much as she does about 1D!

Is it possible she actually whipped out a mirror, and that was his reaction upon spying his own reflection?

United has economy class? How...adorable. I didn’t realize they made anything past first class.

My worst flight ever ended up on CNN. My mom and I were sitting a couple rows back from the first class divider. We were getting ready to taxi down the runway when we saw a man run up the aisle toward the cockpit. That’s when all hell broke loose, lots of shouting — “stop him!”, “tackle him!”, etc. — until it became…

I call milk my “single person food.” Because nobody, especially not the person I’m in love with, deserves to be around me after I’ve had milk. Which is why I’ve been so grateful for almond and cashew milk, since I can make reasonably tasty smoothies with them.

It doesn’t matter how much I want details, he won’t give’em! And part of me would love a crumb here or there, but nope, never going to happen. On the other hand, we’re each other’s longest relationship, and we’re crazy about each other. So, their loss...my gain.

Same here! When news of the book him, my book club immediately decided to read it, so I pre-ordered it on Amazon. And then promptly forgot about it. So it pinged my inbox yesterday and I felt terrible, learning what I have since then. Ugh.

Who isn’t, really?

FTFY. :-)

While buying breakfast at McDonald’s (because healthy!) yesterday, the teen behind the counter said, “What do you think of Donald Trump?” I responded, “I think he’s a racist asshat.” And the teen said, “I think you mean asshole.” I agreed, and he went on to explain, “My whole family is Mexican. He called us rapists…

Thank you! You don’t know how often people say, “Just get vaccinated and you’ll be fine.” And I have to patiently explain that vaccines are ineffective for me. If your immune system is broken, you either don’t respond to the vaccine (if it’s attenuated) or can catch the actual illness (if it’s live, like chicken pox).

I know! I feel awful about that. :-D

Know someone with cancer or another immunosuppresive illness? Would you rather they be dead because you were fighting supposed “government fascism”? I have a primary immunodeficiency — a milder, still-no-fun, version of “boy in the bubble disease” — which means my immune system can’t fight infection because my…

How dare you mock the Flying Spaghetti Monster — that space hippo is my MOTHER!

If I could put cheeseburgers in my vagina, my boyfriend would be the happiest man on earth. Unfortunately, that’s not how it works.

I’m so sad to hear about the death of Victoria Siegel. I only know about her what I learned from The Queen of Versailles, but growing up in that household could not have been easy. I remember expecting a tour of a grand house (I know...I clearly didn’t read the reviews before I saw it) but instead got a glimpse into a…