I think he might be guilty. But I also think that his case was so mishandled that he deserves another trial. Because his attorney didn't so much defend him as escort him to jail.

I have Urban Decay lipstick colors 1 through 68!

I usually think "exhaustion" is code for "celebrity on drugs," but here it seems like anxiety. I'm not a 1D fan, but fame's a bitch and if you're not built for it I can imagine how difficult the spotlight must be.

Me On Facebooking Pics of Naked Passed Out Frat Bros: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And Kelly worked on that show for *years* and had plenty of other opportunities to walk off if she'd really found the material questionable.

Why isn't he on everything?

Serious question.

I sent this article to my brother, who immediately messaged me, "i will so try those." Considering he's their core demographic, these will probably (sadly) do very, very well.

"I will only date a growing Christian."

I've been trying to grow Christians for years, but I guess I don't have a green thumb! Any tips for this budding gardener?

It's hard to be annoyed by name dropping done with such glee and appreciation. Had he tried to play if off, like, of course this happened I'd be all, well, that's gross. But this? I was grinning and truly excited for him.

I've read that too. Which makes me think that if she can act her way out of this, she'll be offered better material going forward.

So what I'm getting from this illustration is, the tinier your waist, the bigger your hair?

Another third generation atheist here (HEYYYY!) and I agree with pretty much everything you've written. Except the thing about pamphlets. I have some *awesome* pamphlets.

Another third generation atheist here (HEYYYY!) and I agree with pretty much everything you've written. Except the thing about pamphlets. I have some *awesome* pamphlets.

He's renowned for his bathtub selfies. There must be *hundreds* of photos of his naked chest out there, LOL.

Her lover-turned-harasser has to be in his 30s, right? Because if he's 19 then I'm turning 21 next week.

Of course Keith Ablow finds this warm and playful. I'm sure his wife would tell you the same...if he weren't busy shushing her.

I like to walk into stores, say, "Big mistake. Huge." to the first sales person I see, then just walk out.

As much as I miss Colbert (although I'm not particularly interested in watching another late night show on CBS), I'm SO EXCITED for Wilmore's presence on TV.

I once spotted someone on the uptown 2 train that I thought was getting out of his seat. I got excited, ready to swoop in. He shot me a look like, "Yeah, good job lady. You caught me." I took a closer look and boom! I recognized Neil Patrick Harris. So yes, I was an accidentally creepy subway stalker for that one…

Every drinking vessel in my apartment is a Godless Cup.