Where exactly is the rapture in the Bible?

Look, if you're going to sugar-coat everything then this relationship is never going to work.

Wait — there were false-alarm raptures? Did people disappear and then pop right back looking really disappointed?

Why the guilt? Seems like that's the sort of thing Jesus would approve of. Space ducks need love, too.

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