Never forget their sacrifice

This honors my nephew who did two tours of duty with Enterprise. Came back with lead in his finger from a broken pencil tip. He still wakes up in the middle of the night drenched in sweat from nightmares about large families demanding immediate upgrades. I do my part to honor them by being vigilant and reporting…

my great great grandaddy didn’t die at the alamo rent-a-car by the denver airport to see me kneel to that hated rebel insignia!

“In honor of all the brave men and women that don’t charge for minor dents and lingering smells.”

Will someone who’s not as lazy as I please photoshop the Enterprise flag into this (and I guess cover up the confederate flags with Hertz flags)

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

Big mad confirmed.

Compared to the royal family, everyone is new money, but let’s keep in mind that Trump is not new money trash. He’s just trash. Just like many rich people, no matter the age of their wealth.

Not sure where he’d have seen the crowds - he landed at Stanstead which is in the middle of nowhere, flew straight to central London over a neatly mown penis. Went into the Ambassador’s residence, flew from there to Buckingham Palace, car to Westminster Abbey, helicopter back in the evening...

He’s wearing the vest far too long. It should just cover the waistband of the trousers, but he’s got it sitting on his hips. Like he’s said about his long-ass ties, he must think this is slenderizing. Instead, he’s fucked with the proportions and it looks like his tailcoat is far too short (the sleeves are also too…

Two goalie interference penalties is two too many. But oddly I’m alright with that. It gives Rask something to think about the rest of the game/series.

That is exactly how hockey works, sir. The second the referees Hand goes up, the team going on a power play will pull their goalie since play is whistled dead if the other team touches the puck and it is 6 on 5 until they do. It literally happened tonight.

Shut the fuck up. 

They have fucked up the federal judiciary for a generation and a half. 

I seriously doubt he even remembers he overturned the original rule, and I’m quite certain he wouldn’t believe you if you told him he did.

During the presidential race I remember seeing someone put it this way:

One of the things that I have been able to take some small amount of solace in is the fact that the White House is filled with people who are so spectacularly incompetent that they actually end up getting very little accomplished. Imagine, for example, if Steve Bannon was still around and had the administration…

We had plenty of evidence. We just happen to have more now.

“America, what do you think of your President’s execution?”

Truly, nobody cuts to the heart of what a oafish buffoon Trump is quite like you, David. This had me in stitches: