Another SPOILER WARNING:

Jesus.Fucking.Christ. This woman was stabbed 47 times and you still managed to do her a further disservice and erasing her by merely referring to her Ashton Kutcher’s ex.

Dives in hockey are usually pretty easy to tell. If a player gets legitimately knocked down, they tend to spring right back up so they don’t get caught out of position or they immediately get up and go after the person who hit them in some mistaken form of machismo.

The reason it’s hip to mock “thoughts and prayers” these days isn’t because of the way they’re employed by the rank and file - it’s because they’re so often, to the point of absurdity, on the lips of people who actually could have the ability to actively make change that would keep the kinds of events they’re thinking…

I am sooo glad this movie is finally coming out so I don’t have to sit through the trailer again. It seems like it has been running before almost every movie I have seen in the last six months.

There’s nothing wrong with that at all (though I’d argue that perhaps it does not make for the most dramatically interesting film). The movie is very much about how prayers implicitly saved this kid.

The material with the pastor played by Topher Grace is closer to being genuinely touching, because it really is about…

I’ve seen the trailer at least 4 or 5 times at this point (the Marcus I go to seems to show every single trailer for any Christian movie that exists) and good gravy did the movie itself look even worse than what you read it’s about.

AMEN.

When asked about his participation in ‘JAWS : The Revenge’, Michael Caine famously replied “I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific.”

I’ve seen a bunch of faith-based movies and literally cannot tell them apart, so perhaps the fault is less in the reviews and more in the movies’ dully predictable formats?

and your point is?

I think Mike Colter has been typecast, as him saying “Sweet Christmas!” in this would have been totally acceptable. 

Man, I was pretty excited about this when I saw pre-sale tickets available a couple of weeks ago at the place I go and looked it up to see that it was Roxann Dawson’s feature film directing debut. Had a cast of people I really enjoy and everything. And then, since I hadn’t seen trailers or heard anything about it,  I…

Oh, is this finally coming out so I don’t have to see the previews for it anymore?

*the HH pro version is worth the money, trust*

I saw him in concert last October at a fairly small venue. It was plain from the jump that something is wrong with him. He has his stage manager come out before shows and tell everyone that they can’t use flashes or lights from their cell phones because bright lights will give Ryan an ‘Ocular Seizure’.

Honest question: what’s the song that I’m supposed to recognize Ryan Adams from? I know he’s not Bryan Adams, and that he was apparently big on the adult contemporary charts at some point, but I tried to find his big hit and couldn’t.

“In my dying breath I cast Self-Revive!” “There’s a Mist of Occlusion in the pit.” “Bullshit there is!”

Where did all the negativity about Anne Hathaway come from? You could never even mention her without people telling you what a terrible actress she was.

I do want to temper things a bit and note that the revelations about what the film's actually about in regards to the Sudeikis/Hathaway relationship makes it actually pretty damn serious in the last half of the film. I still loved it tremendously, but just know it's not a full fun romp in the same way as the trailers…