“TRUMP, when will you understand that I am not paying for that fucken wall. Be clear with Republic tax payers. They will pay for it.” -Sharad Hett, probably.

Coruscant, now that’s a great planet. 5,000 levels. We’re gonna have even more levels, the best levels. And then we’re gonna build a wall, and the Tusken Raiders are gonna pay.

Retweets of Michelle Obama don’t quite have the same quality.

I legitimately don’t know whose voice reading this is more terrifying. The Joker, or the forthcoming President of the United States...

“And here’s actor Mark Hamill, known not just for playing Luke Skywalker but for voicing the Joker in the Batman Arkham video game series, nailing it”

My God. I love Mark Hamill so much.

She’s there, in person, and didn’t learn what that wall represents.

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

I wish more films would have the imagination not to have a direct face-to-face confrontation between the antagonist and protagonist. Lord of the Rings and Wrath of Khan did very well without them. In the latter case one was scripted, but Nick Meyer couldn’t come up with a plausible reason why Khan wouldn’t kill Kirk…

Whatever the reason for that change, can we all agree that the Empire putting the dish alignment controls on a spike sticking 150 feet out into nowhere is a pretty asshole design move when he could have put the controls right adjacent to the upload unit?

Putins end-game is fracturing NATO and the EU and we all know how Don feels about those two organizations.

Or, maybe, Democrats are actually capable of being nuanced about things, and liked Wikileaks when it was publicly committing itself to being neutral and non-partisan. And then Assange was put under investigation for rape and his history of egotism and egomania came to light, and Wikileaks started leaking things like…

I actually teared up when he was at that town hall forum and some nutjob started going on about Obama being a Muslim; McCain cut her off, took the mic back from her, and said (paraphrasing here): “No, he’s not, that’s incorrect. He’s a good man, he and I may differ on how to run the country, but he’s a good American.”

No one seems to realize it will last much longer than 4 years. A failed businessman won over an experienced politician because said politician was slandered for years by private media. While said media accused public media of spreading lies.

That is a vicious and unwarranted slander on drunk, blindfolded orangutans with machine guns.

“BUT THEN PENCE.”

I’ve been rooting for a SNL-induced rage stroke. Right there on Twitter.

This is a man with no policy other than “LOOK AT ME, LOOK HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM, I’M PRESIDENT”.