You’re trying to trot out the “paradox of tolerance”, but you are late to the game. It’s already been solved, amigo. Philosopher Karl Popper brought up this exact point in 1945:

They were too awesome to be left alone. I have high hopes they will get a comic or EU novel series in the future.

I am one with the force, and the force is with me.

Alongside the Guardians of the Whills that Chirrut and Baze are associated with...

Now you know why Alderaan was chosen. They were going to blow it up no matter what. It was just convenient to try and use it against Leia.

Obertrumppenführer.

Someone pointed out they don’t actually have benefits on that board. The reason they want to have him leave under his own power is to prevent him from suing them.

Termination could entitle him to benefits/golden parachutes, if he quits then no payout would be required.

“The only peaceful resolution to all this is for them to obey the Constitution,” he said, condemning (as ever) Obama’s abuse of power. “Read it, understand it, abide by it. There doesn’t have to be violence. None of that has to happen if they would just abide by the Constitution.”

Actually the Browns not even winning the title of the worst NFL team ever is the most Browns thing that could have happened.

They’ll remember that blocked field goal they had today for years to come. Probably just call it “The Block.”

Wake up the person that can fix the sleeping pods... not the hot chick.

Republican Senate Leader Phil Berger blamed Democrats saying “Their action proves they only wanted a repeal in order to force radical social engineering and shared bathrooms across North Carolina, at the expense of our state’s families, our reputation and our economy.”

I don’t understand this particular character trait, as this movie is set too far into the future for Jim to plausibly remember a time when humans were needed to fix stuff by hand, but hey, I’m no screenwriter.

I’d say that seeing a hypermatter induced shock wave reaches her and the camera goes white in a nuclear blast qualifies as vaporized.

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.