I’m impressed he knew the year the ERA was written and the history around it apparently off the top of his head.

Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

Somewhere in hell, Joe McCarthy is muttering, “Wait, what? He’s a Republican? and he’s letting Russia do WHAT?”

We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.

Saying hello and thank you as some one is ringing up your books does not equate to wasted time it equates to being a polite respectful human being. You strike me as some one who is despised by most of the wait staff at restraunts you frequent...

He wasn’t in a hurry. He wasn’t there on official government business. As I wrote in the article above, he spent at least a half-hour meandering around the history section, browsing books and taking his time.

I worked at Borders right before karma orchestrated its collapse, and it had the worst corporate structure ever. The managers lived like gods while the plebes on the floor scratched by on $6.80 an hour (plus tips in the cafe) and a 30 hour work schedule to keep you from qualifying for benefits.

If the end result is less shrill shrieking on the internet, good.

I was at an appointment before the election with a client who has a son who was in the same grade at the same ritzy over-priced school in the Valley that Tiffany Trump attended. Every year the school did this special event where the dads of all the fifth grade students would come to school in shorts and sneakers to…

I was alone in an elevator with Ruth Bader Ginsburg and she farted. I was going to ignore it like a gentleman when she said “woah did somebody step on a duck.” We both laughed and she turned to me and said “no one will ever believe you if you tell this again.” She is one wise lady.

the most unbelievable part of the whole story is that this hayseed fucknut uttered the word “nefarious”

How did the Fury Road with “Wild World” not make this list?

A+ haunting Depeche Mode cover at 1:03

Casting Damon was meant to appeal to western audiences and this lazy, (in this case) unintentionally racist trope was used to incorporate him.

I used to think Russia and China were going to gang up on America for WWIII, but now I think it’s going to be Russia and Trump and Germany and Mexico will have to save us...

One of the best parts of that episode, put in there after the writers remembered that the ascent module of the lander shouldn’t still be at the site.