Isn’t it obvious? Aliens of his species bathe in acid, not this wa-ter you speak of.

Stance.

Can we do something like this, but for rock music?

Aaron Rodgers seems like a really nice guy whose politics don’t line up with typical sports star super Christian conservatism, and he’s stuck with Olivia despite his family’s toxic disapproval. I was sad to see his team get so manhandled last night, and I wish Olivia and him the best.

To hell with Heilight Hitler. He has a history of attacking others to silence them. No sympathy for him.

In this case, since they’re firing him for cause, I believe all of his benefits would go right out the window.

And when the fugitive former President arrives in Russia, Edward Snowden will be there waiting. There will be fisticuffs. Snowden will be victorious, and he will drag Trump back to the US, beaten and bloody.

Jesus Christ, that’s awful.

I love these kinds of covers too.

Holy shit, but he is a great looking Santa. As in, he perfectly embodies the “Santa” look. If I had kids this is the Santa I’d want them to visit at a mall.

I’m not patting myself on the back. Just voicing my support for a good team, and trying to do my part to work against toxic assholes.

There are racist Cardinals fans, but the story saying they were shouting racist epithets at Jason Heyward is false.

I’m a Cardinals fan who is happy with this outcome.

Really happy to see the outcome of this game. The Cubs are an excellent team and earned this win.

Even if Gonzalez should have been called safe, it’s worth the missed call to see him all pissed off. He’s a major reason why I despise the Dodgers. He helps encourage the culture they and their fans have that leads them to claim that any loss is totally not their fault, and to act like total assholes whenever things…

Even if Wainwright never gets to win a World Series as a starter, he’s still one of my favorite Cardinals pitchers ever. This pitch and his subsequent accounts of it exemplify why.

Sorry, but I’m just going to go ahead and enjoy your salt. The Dodgers can suck it. Go Cubs.

I understood what you were trying to do.

It’s likely partially because 1) he didn’t remember the exchange, and 2) if he did, he knew that it would torpedo his career even more than Trump’s.

Okay, Rocket McFadden is a steaming, unwiped asshole. The fact that others like him exist in every fandom doesn’t detract from the shame of knowing that he and I root for the same team.