“biker project swastika motorcycle theme.”

Since the Cardinals have only lost one series after their initial three losses against the Pirates, and currently lead the league in home runs, and their rookie Aledmys Diaz is the best hitter in the league so far this season (making him the 2016 equivalent of Kris Bryant so far, whom Deadspin couldn’t report enough…

I love Jose Fernandez. He’s just so full of joy no matter what he’s doing. I still remember when he caught a screaming line drive from Troy Tulowiski as casually as if he was picking a flower, and his grinning response when Troy incredulously asked “did you catch that?"

“The third one is the one where he’s sad that he got friendzoned despite being sensitive and caring about Africa:”

Because unreasonable obsession is comedy gold, amirite?

And there’s the empathetic response. Lemme guess, Blackhawks fan?

This isn’t the first time I’ve seen disgusting shit from the Blackhawks and their fans. Last year when Backes went down, the Chicago players were heard taunting him, and you could see Chicago fans in the front rows screaming hate at him too. I mean the guy went down like a sack of potatoes, he’s clearly hurt bad, and…

When even Deadspin can’t agree with a story attacking the Cardinals or their fans, you know that the story has no substance.

No offense, but this wouldn’t be the Mark X. The Mark series was the coupe based on the Ford Thunderbird starting with the Mark III. Meanwhile, the Continental became a midsize sedan based on the Taurus for its last two generations, with only one generation based on the Thunderbird. The Mark series ended with the Mark…

In4Animorphsreference.

You know, this isn’t the first time news outlets have done this shit. CNN “accidentally” doxxed the victim in the Steubenville rape case and the same shit happened to her.

Let’s get something straight: the primary female voice in the anti vaxxer nut group comes from *affluent, privileged, white* women. Why is autism so much more concerning than the risk of contracting dangerous and fatal diseases? Because to affluent, white mothers, children are a trophy through which they live…

You’re not being called “grump,” “Grinch,” or “literally the worst commenter that’s not in the grays” because you’re criticizing a Bernie supporter. It’s because you fail to see the joy or beauty in simple, human moments. Especially when such a moment occurs in the middle of what’s been a very ugly election cycle.

There is, in the first Age of Empires. Type “photonman” into the chat box, and you get a unit named “nuke trooper.” You can generate unlimited nuke troopers (maybe limited by the population, but I can’t remember). Their range and DPS are blisteringly high, and a squad of them can wipe out an entire enemy empire in no…

It is absolutely the joke you think it is. Enjoy. :)

Inb4 weeaboos jizz all over this page.

There was this huge blowup over how much to fund Busch III back in 2006. In fact, a law was written requiring voter approval of all public funding of stadiums from that point on. Of course, the first time it was tested, the authorities sued to have the law overturned, and it was. That’s the part that made me angriest…

St Louis is fine as a city. It has its shit parts, but it has its great parts. If the Rams were a team that were worth a fuck, then they would get all the revenue they needed forever. We all know how rabid and huge the Cardinals fanbase is, and people still show up in droves for our mediocre hockey team. Even as…

Snoogins.

Is it just me, or is the first one about the roadside ghost more sad and poignant than scary?