Average age of NFL players is less than 25 with an average career length of 3.3 years, so that makes Edelman positively elderly at the ripe old age of 30.

Appropriately enough, that play was negated by penalty.

Julian Edelman was born in 1986.

I think it’s at least fair to argue whether there is a qualitative difference between protesting during the anthem when playing for your club team and protesting during the anthem while playing for your national team.

Maybe, but I don’t think it’s particularly appropriate to directly insult the appearance of anyone who is just trying to promote their movie. It’s shitty either way, and he did nothing to deserve it.

She may be blissfully ignorant about Donald’s dirt, but she could google the policies she’s so confident have never been mentioned by anyone else.

She might have been somewhat insulated before he started his run in the primaries, but, come on, his incompetence has been widely discussed.

as someone who believes strongly that horses wearing panties is against god’s will in the first place, I welcome this

Huffpo did a follow-up on her claims that her father provided paid maternity leave for his workers. Surprise! He doesn’t!

+1. This is perfect.

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

Gosh, if it wasn’t written by the founding fathers, it can’t be something we agree with. After all, the founding fathers were Ordained by God in All Words Spoken right?

good thing they burned the poem immediately after it was written instead of posting it up on our country’s front door and using it in elementary schools to explain how our country works to EVERYONE who’s ever grown up here... otherwise, it might mean something.

If Britain and the US took these refugees, this story wouldn't exist.

I can see why we would want Donald Trump’s take on the importance of positive thinking for health. He seems like a person who has a lot of positive thoughts, and is very healthy. Great speaker choice....

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

Absolutely. The hotel room “detour” definitely connotes that.

Why do Russian hackers name themselves Fancy Bears?

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it