Rachel, I’d like to take a minute to say thank you for pretty much the only accurate description I’ve seen of daraprim’s function in all the coverage of this jackass.

Nothing new. Bills players constantly missed catching the bus when Bettis was in the league.

Interesting, usually the only things Bills linebackers miss is tackles.

This is textbook NFL/Goodell right here:

You’ve obviously never been to Stillwater.

You know if people weren’t such prudes and we weren’t founded by puritans this could be real life! Harrumph.

I feel like the pubes argument applies to any bathing suit, really. Unless I’m wearing pants, i need to make sure i’m cleanly waxed regardless of how much “coverage” the swimsuit has.

They need to take helmets away. You see the way, that guy charged in with his head. He might have thought twice if he didn’t have a helmet on. But, he might still have done it and thankfully Cam had a helmet. Even if that hurt like hell.

I find planned ones are very very tricky, organic threesomes and moresomes are, in my experience, very touchy feely (drugs were involved too tho) and lots of kissing went on my planned one was so silly and awful I can dm you my silly story about it if you want.

All of the charges apply to his actions. Undoubtedly he’ll get some of them dropped for the reasons you cite, but when a 70 year old man is beaten with a cane by a 29 year old man, who’s also a well built professional athlete, you have to kind of understand that the prosecutor is going to throw the book at them,…

OMG it is indeed amazing.

I preferred when they actually had the New York Friars’ Club Roasts. The CC ones are just pale imitations, really.

I think it’s why the “Stephen Colbert” character worked. He more or less said what they said, but he did it with a wink at the audience. Without the wink, you have to pause, and ask, “Wait, people really believe that?”

I think it’s a tip of the hat to Lowe’s conservative politics. Plus, she’s an easy target, which the show needs once the audience has grown tired of the Rob Lowe is a very handsome statutory rapist jokes, which I have to assume took up most of the rest of the evening.

I have thought about this for a long time. And I have no answer.

A long, slow braise is your only hope of tenderizing that.

Watching conservatives try to be funny is always painful. Why is that?

It was a gift to us all.

She seems very lean and sinewy....like wild game. I would suggest steaming would be preferable to roasting.

He uses "broad" so much, I kind of expect him to start using phrases like, "Now look, see" like a 1920s gangster.