I can’t imagine anyone having sex with this man willingly.

Yea, but Philip Rivers has all the characteristics you look for in a franchise quarterback. You can’t pass that up to stick with a second rounder like Drew Brees.

Meh, he’s not tall enough to be an elite quarterback.

Oh come on. At no point did his hand touch anyone’s face mask.

Agree. Was a failed wrap up. The ejection was completely rep related.

- Basically every Charles Barkley hot take for the past 5 years

He’s playing with himself in front of a whole lot of people. Hell, I can see that on the subway.

Yeah, in fantasy football scoring that play would go down as a full release.

Who among us hasn’t, after our girlfriend or wife has gone to sleep, snuck down into the den to throw a couple of touchdowns to ourselves.

The NFL needs a game show host to announce the injuries. This case they pulled the player, but game show fits with how their methodology usually works. “Blue tent saaaayyssss... HEALTHY! As always, audience cheers or boos made up 30% of the voting on return.”

Ahh the days...I was forced to listen to that call on the radio of my mom’s car. ‘Ewing drives, finger roll...rims out!’ My god, the horror.

Oddly enough, it was Jeopardy’s sister show.

I don’t know how fans of other teams can bear watching the likes of Dalton and Flacco (just two examples). I can’t believe how bad those two guys were yesterday. I know Dalton ending up throwing a TD, but everything leading up to it was just terrible QB play. And Flacco, jesus what a fucking stiff that guy is.

That is an elite level of check down consistency.

Do we have a single example of the Russian TV announcers getting excited about anything?

The biggest difference between Mariah and Celine Dion is Celine always keeps her growing vocal limitations in mind and accomodates them. If she sings old songs she adjusts them. And she has no qualms about admitting that (even coaching some kids on The Voice how to do so.)

Mariah Is going to Mariah

Money helps with that.

I think the reason I’ve grown to appreciate Mariah so much is that no matter how much bullshit is going on in the wider world, she manages to not let it affect her at all and just focuses on herself. Maybe not the best trait, but something I’ve never figured out how to do, which is why it fascinates me so much. Also,…

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