Remember when Cadillac celebrated April Fools, for years on end?

*Prepares to get made fun of.*

I want that 3 door sooo bad

The Cascada came out in 2013 and by 2015 it had pretty much died off.

This bums me out. I like these things. 

Don’t go chasing waterfalls

Aw, that is very kind of you but I already have a gig over at DoorFliesOpen.

One of the thoughts that I’ve hated more than anything over the last 300 million years it feels like Trump has been President, is the amount of credit he gets for being some next level supervillain genius who’s masterfully manipulating the press and his believers.

Bingo. Even Orwell would have had a hard time imagining a person to whom doublethink comes as naturally.

I’m not sure anybody gets the credit as much as Trump takes the loss. Air controllers calling in sick is the logical conclusion to withholding their pay. Turns out people who perform an important function don’t appreciate being paid in IOUs.

Give this squirrel a job, deadspin. 👊

He believes the bit about the smugglers and the duct tape because he believes it, and because he believes it now he will never stop believing it.

I recently told my wife that for the first time in my life, a French Revolution style scenario is not impossible. It’s still unlikely, but for the first time I can remember I feel like the odds are greater than 0.

America elected a man who promised to run the country like he ran his businesses.

Dude.

Very fitting for Cadillac. Even their logo will be an empty shell of its former self.

Don’t GM this, Cadillac.

I agree with you, on these. In particular, I’d like to save the TT, R8, NSX, and 4C.

So VW been selling pre-production cars for how many decades? 

Shut up and take my money!