I have a similar story about a crazy driver at the ATM. I worked as a waiter for a long time, and often made large deposits on Sundays, as that was always a guaranteed off day as we were closed.

Let me rush out and buy a car from this piece of shit.

It’s my d!ck in a cell!

Yeah but fuck’em, that’s why. 

I was similarly naïve, only I had to stick it out for more than a year because I needed the money and the local job market wasn’t great at the time. I thought I’d be the type of low pressure and honest salesperson people say they want. Turns out they don’t buy from that guy. They buy from the guy up the road that put…

I was once (many many years ago) naive enough to believe that being a car salesman would involve using your knowledge of cars and general financial literacy to help people make informed and appropriate car buying decisions. Suffice to say that I stayed at that job juuust about long enough to finish the onboarding and…

Meanwhile, for a Mitsubishi mirage

Yup, finally a sleek and beautiful design

Mmm not quite; bangle butt was a rounded, bulbous monstrosity out of proportion with anything else around it. This is actually kind of crisp and nice.

So they CAN make graceful and uncluttered designs but they simply elect not to.

We owned a couple Patriots. We were okay with them. They were bargain basement cars, and they had their issues. Our first one was named Supercow because of that CVT noise. lol

...right where they belong.

These cars are already 25K cars. Musk just doesn’t know it yet.

It might have something to do with how everything’s installed, although if they designed this so you can’t replace a sunvisor without removing the windshield, that’s just another example of completely ignoring design-for-maintainability (which, frankly, is a sign of a prototype being released into production).

Because nothing says cool like a spoiler on a pickup truck. Very handy for bed access, too.

No it’s not get outta here.

That is somehow worst.

windshield-mounted gear selector panel

inCel Camino.

The incEl Camino version of three on the tree.