When were you born? Because when I was growing up, this was what sweatpants looked like:

Oh Jason.

The Chrysler Laser with James Earl Jones always made me laugh...

Your design sensibilities are shining through. Perfect! The van idea makes a whole lot more sense.

Yeah seriously Jason...

Damn It! I’ve fallen in a Gurgel K Hole and I can’t get out! Seriously, what have you done?! GTFO!

Why is no one talking about the Gurgel? I mean, seriously?!

What car is this?

Oooo Jason! Now that the Acura Beak is history, can we get a comprehensive analysis of The Beak Evolution? People have been saying that it’s been with us for more than a decade, but it actually debuted on the 2009 TL. And since you’re the style/design guy here at Jalopnik.... Perfect. Have at it.

Why is the whole family fat?

I’m 46 years old and remember when these cars graced the roads. The car in the ad is a 1976. This was one of the A-Body Specials. Square headlights were just becoming a big thing. Wow, I really feel old...

I had a Opel GT, the summer of 1989. My brother dubbed it a financial Black Hole. And it was. It was quickly replaced by a Dodge Daytona Turbo, which I promptly drove back to school in August. But for one brief summer, I had a pseudo Corvette. The memories...

It’s true. The L1L2R1R2 code isn’t working. I figured I try The Order for the price of a movie at $9.00. But nope, the code isn’t working and I refuse to pay more than the advertised price when everyone seems to say it is mediocre. Fix that code and I’ll buy it!

It’s true. The L1L2R1R2 code isn’t working. I figured I try The Order for the price of a movie at $9.00. But nope,…

Oh please.

No caption necessary at all! Good Lord!