sniderjadam09
Where have all the lightweights gone?
sniderjadam09

If there's a true Jalop entrepreneur reading this out there, we just gave you the perfect platform for the Hoon Olympics. Gentleman, start your smartphones and start talking to your VC investors...

You're right...that is an airbag deployment. I definitely see movement after it does.

Am I the only one who realized the guy who flipped out was the passenger? The video is from the UK, where cars are right hand drive. You can see the driver moving at the 10 second mark, presumably with his seatbelt on.

Not a bad idea at all. I think for the time being, I'll hope Chevy gets their act together with the Chevy SS and designates this as their wagon offering.

Easy...Pontiac G8. El Camino lovers were hoping the Maloo would've made it over, but I think the Commodore wagon would have been a much more welcome addition to the Pontiac stable (that is, if that stable stayed open).

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Sorry for the poor video quality, but it does prove the point: the Prius is dirtier in the long run. Another thing to think about is how difficult it will be to get rid of the batteries in the event of a crash or them dying.

I thought the same exact thing when I saw it from this angle. I wonder if Mercedes is secretly playing NPOCP with us in determining whether or not it comes stateside.

I never knew this existed! Newcastle FTW!

I raise you the Track Attack Altezza. 600bhp, carbon fiber body, and a tasteful paint job to accent its mondo curves.

Not to mention they're built in right along the Illinois/Indiana border

I was kinda waiting for this to happen.

I forgot that Nissan put wheels on a scrotum

Those travesties were briefly on sale here in the States, too. This was my #2 choice after the Geo Metro.

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You forgot the whale skin hubcaps and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights...

...Or is her cheek a zit?

He's driving a Gallardo, so his doors are not very well-suited for a sandwich-like crash.

The next best option is the Merc E63 AMG wagon. More room, similar power, but $20k more.

So...Will we see Sah-Ooh-Dis on Da-Cooh-Tis anytime soon?

This was my first thought, too.