The financial losses are total BS too. I could only quickly find data back to June 1984, but if Bannon’s father worked there from the late 50's he’d be rich no matter when he sold the stock. Since June of 1984, the AT&T stock has increased from around $5 to $23.77 (that’s assuming he sold at the absolute lowest…

Fucking Dook.

In his defense, Donovan didn't come to play school either.

Baseball players learn quickly...with the first throw, 2B and RF just coast towards first assuming a major league player can throw a ball underhand 10 feet. With the second bad throw, you see both 2B and RF in good back up position and the runner was not able to advance. I have a feeling strong back up is going to…

Sure the pitching is weak, but the hitting has been radioactive.

Stick to tennis. Grand juries only indict people; they don't convict them. That's why they have a lower standard of proof.

+2 to DougExeter for being Canadian and knowing both the 2nd and 3rd Amendments well enough to make a good joke about it.

You obviously don't work in the corporate world.

Damn, if only he'd been wearing eye black. That would certainly have saved him!

Since we're ripping on writers today, how about this idiot...

Not going to happen, but you could definitely go with the "Rome" division for the West Catholics and "Constantinople" for the East Catholics.

I bet if UConn said we'll play all sports except football in the new Big East, they would be taken in. As a Villanova supporter, I would much rather have UConn than Creighton or Dayton.

If you were as ugly as Ovechkin and married to super-hot tennis player Maria Kirilenko, you'd be saving the effort for the bedroom too.

So if Aston's owners were smart, they would be kicking some of that £40M to bribe players from other bottom-of-the-barrel Premiership teams to lose enough to get relegated.

That's why they call them fixtures over here.

Another obvious indicator that the game changed from the Phillies to the Reds was the umpire's shirt changing from navy to baby blue.

In general, I'm thinking along your lines. My real problem is why kill her off? Why not just break up? Killing her off just seems so much more complicated than " it's over. We broke up." End of story. The killing her off then begins to sound more like a ploy to help his Heisman candidacy. It might have been…

You must not be familiar with Deadspin's readership.

+1 excessive use of force

+1 excessive use of force