She went from “lucky enough to be held accountable for past gross behavior” to “im caaaaaaaaaaancelled and depressed because no one is paying attention to me on social media, how will my THIRTY FIVE million people that follow me see what i have to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay since im caaaaaancelled.”

Seriously, what is wrong with this woman?  Why does she need attention from strangers this badly?  Doesn’t she have friends and family she can talk to or a therapist?

Unrelated but they’ve made kinja even more of a mess (still think the aim is to slowly move towards no comments entirely).

“I just needed an honest moment with you because I’m just...tired of being sick with myself all day,”

My knockoff recipe (put together from other knockoff recipes) does marinate the chicken in pickle juice. But not for too long, otherwise it gets kind of strange.

Morton’s and Capital Grille aren’t exactly haute cuisine. They’re for traveling business people with expense accounts that can’t be fucked to figure out where the fuck to eat because Yelp sucks and at least the food will be decent, if boring.

The rumor was that CFA brined their chicken in pickle juice, but apparently that’s been debunked. Their chicken itself is... fine (i.e., usually not completely fucking dry), but if you’re looking for crispy breading, this ain’t it. To me, Popeyes has the far superior chicken sandwich (sorry, Zaxby’s and Church’s…

Yeah, there was no coming back from that.  Every mass killing seems to prompt a flurry of legislation loosening gun laws. Insanity. 

Lindsey has the charm and sentience of a pile of raw, skinless and boneless chicken breasts, so in some ways this seems on brand for him. 

Not only that but many of them are still harassing the surviving parents with their disaster actor conspiracies. Because losing their kids in such a horrific way wasn’t terrible enough. 

I mean, what says “responsible marketing” better than making a gun literally out of toys?

I’ve never had Chick-fil-A, they’re building one in my town now, but it’s going to share a parking lot that started out with a terrible design with Trader Joe’s. Do they brine their chicken? The texture of chicken breast that’s been brined for too long freaks me out.

I think the “War on Chick-fil-A” probably peaked in 2013, not sure why Graham took so long to have their backs even if that meant anything. 

First off:

Id call this a Monkeys Paw situation, but that implies Space Jam 1 was good.  I'm not sure what anyone was expecting. 

Wow, 115 minutes?!

I give him a 10/10—he successfully trolled America and got everyone to talk about him.

Using peer pressure to get kids vaccinated sounds like basically the best possible use of peer pressure.

I put on a few pounds during COVID and now half of my wardrobe is apparently designed by Herve Leger.

Seems weird, cos the cops in Alabama had plenty of jurisdiction to go shoot up a Black man in the Army when he tried to save people from a mall shooter. Then they just “oopsie-daisy’d” their way out of that one.