This was great! “It is news, apparently, that women continue to exist as complex multidimensional humans post-marriage, post-baby, post-suburbia.” was extremely powerful. And yet society absolutely tells us that is not the case. My boyfriend and I recently bought our first home and when he suggested one in the suburbs…

I forgot about her. So now I can laugh at her again with real mirth. 

So you’re saying he could get more bigger?

She’s so scrawny she’d probably have to eat like 20 lbs of food in one day to gain that kind of weight.

Yeah, but what other job could you get where you were *SUPPOSED* to eat a trash bag full of chimichanga’s a day, and eat donuts during confession?

Trump looks like he's having trouble shitting...or maybe he's ejaculating on his iPad.

I was just thinking about that endorsement the other day and the stupid logic knots people were tying themselves into, justifying it. 

My favorite part about this, is that the whole thing was a bit for the show. Like, wouldn’t it be funny if Mac got really fat, and then got really in shape? I’m sure it was something that sounded better on paper (maybe?) than when he realized how much work it was going to be.

wow a lot of respect to rob for saying this!!! it is very expensive to get into that kind of shape in the short period of time that they do it in! 

Never thought I’d see the day when Mac became the voice of reason, but here we are

Makes him an even bigger POS in my eyes. Congratulations?

Assuming that’s what he’s trying to do. Associating with Trump is like having a STD. You wouldn’t advertise one so why the other?

Impressive of Trump to somehow find an even less photogenic angle from which to display himself.  I didn’t think that was possible.

I was baffled by the “girlfriend” moniker used in this article. I had to double check I wasn’t reading a shitty The Root article thinking I was on Jezebel. But then I clicked the link above and WOWIE!

That’s a reasonable take on the series, but I still have to wonder why? Why did I sit through gods knows how many hours of television to realize Carrie is garbage? Miranda was the only one that I didn’t want to scream at most of the time, although Samatha at least owned who she was.

Ok, so you bring about my favorite SATC theory. If you’ll indulge me:

I mean, in fairness, there are also a lot of real life white people in big, diverse cities who somehow only ever meaningfully interact with other white people. It’s fucked, but it’s also how an unfortunate number of assholes live. 

The current state of SiTC...

Unfortunately I think a lot of people will. The same people that buy the discount eat, pray, love, live, believe, happy signs at Home Goods. 

Ah yes, Dog Day Afternoon, that paragon of traditional sexual mores.

These ladies gotta be pushing 60 now right? Put them in a retirement community in south Florida.