All the counseling in the world doesn’t mean shit if you won’t admit your criminal actions are, in fact, criminal.

I’d wager those people don’t think anyone else will look or care about such details. They don’t even think about covering their tracks.

Taken is a movie my mom would have written if she could because it perfectly captures a human being's inability to accurately assess risk. 

All this success and record breaking explain the insecure, jealous whining from men like Ben Shapiro...*over a fictional character*!!!!

This entire movie is based on a guy who made up a story about rescuing a girl (who rescued herself when she was a grown ass adult) and took donors on John McClaine cosplay trips to Asia and South America with little to no training and zero intelligence.

Dan Snyder is worth $5 billion. If you're going to fine him, then make it enough to be a punishment. 

Jesus Christ on a cracker.

I will be genuinely shocked if anything happens to her because why would it? 

What the fuck is with their faces? They're so... unnatural and creepy. 

If you're looking to Taken for legitimate guidance and advice, you've got bigger problems. 

Why was nudity there in the first place?! It is so random and pointless.

Oh man! Defense lawyers will love that line of logic.

Nolan is way too pretentious to let his “masterpieces” become soft porn vehicles. I suspect this time, he said, “okay fine I’ll do nudity, but, like, tasteful nudity. You know...boobs present but with someone reading Sanskrit or philosophy at the same time. Purposeful nudity!”

If you’re looking for a roided up man, then why is your husband dressed like the inside of a vagina? Did Barbie have a family and faith thing going on? Did she ever go to church? Why are these two at a movie premiere anyway since they hate Hollywood and the media so much?

We’re losing humans rights and freedoms because of a Jezebel headline? So abortion is still legal in all 50 states, women achieved equal pay, and Trump is in prison?

You’re saying Mamma Mia caused Italy to revoke legal adoptions in the LGBTQ community? Jezebel made gay parents a radical idea? What?

I read this comment in Tom Cruise’s voice because he’s thinks it’s still 1984 and is clearly butt hurt over an alternative to the summer blockbuster he’s currently begging people to see.

I quit going to concerts ten years ago after I paid $700 to watch hundreds of people record Fleetwood Mac on their phones. The venue didn't do a damned thing. 

Fat boosts collagen, and water keeps your skin hydrated, supple, and smooth.

No one asked me, and I’m not even a Kennedy...and even I want to issue a statement denouncing this turd.