I remember all the men on Twitter who suddenly turned into orthopedic experts when MTS talked about the specifics of her foot injury.

And this is why you never accept bonuses in lieu of raises. Employees would shit their bricks if there were pay cuts or pay freezes. But some of them readily accept the bullshit excuses for why bonuses are non-existent year after year. 

Why is Maggie Haberman allowed anywhere near journalism these days? She's not even fit to cover a high school debate tournament without fucking it up. 

Jim bought their house without telling her. Pam sold their house without telling him. Jim took their savings and invested it without telling Pam. Pam allowed Roy to treat her like shit. Pam tried to be alone for ten minutes until Jim dumped Karen for Pam.

Anything related to the penis is obscene, in my view, ergo all of it should be banned.

The law would also apply to boner pills, prostate medication, sex toys, and porn. Can we start a federal ban on those as well?

Thank you for saying this. I’ve seen this happen with two friends who are in recovery.

So that corporations don't have to pay a livable wage to adults. 

The majority of abortions in the US are for married women who already have kids. The drunken slut on spring break is a minority, but the GOP doesn't want you knowing that. 

Because babies born into poverty are all set up to work for Amazon or Target for slave wages and they’ll be set for life? They’ll make more money being an Uber driver than a drug dealer? Okay!

And they also don’t think the bans apply to them. There are plenty of women like the former anti-choice mom who needed an emergency abortion or she’d die. She genuinely thought the exceptions applied to her in Missouri when they did not.

Because they know if they ever need one, they'll get one in Canada or Europe. Like Ivanka Trump or Meghan McCain. 

Also Gavin Newsom is governor of one state, not the country. Perhaps a civics lesson is in order. 

Alas I cannot take credit! Twas a jokester on Twitter who came up with it at the time.

Because religion relies on faith and not facts, you have to get a hot guy or else the kids won’t listen.

Oh never mind. You're a troll. My bad!

WTF? There’s plenty of video of her asking the same question because she thought it was her first time asking it. Schumer had to remove her Judiciary Committee Chair status TWICE because she forgot the first time. She forgot that she wasn't running again when the media asked her the day her press release went out!

This is also what happened when Becky with the Bad Grades complained about affirmative action and not getting into UT.

We already got to that point when Mickey Mouse beat the shit out of Ron Desantis with the Rule Against Perpetuities. 

During the ACA, they very much did! They were one ones who wanted birth control and sterilization covered because pregnancy, childbirth, and babies are expensive. Complicated pregnancies moreso!