This is what happens when white people have too much money and time on their hands. 

Which is so cruel. If you’re going to shelter your kid to that degree, you have to go full Duggar and never let them leave your house until they marry at 18.

You’d think, but the GOP continued to win elections, including the presidency, multiple times after a school full of shot up first graders made headlines. That guy will get reelected for as long as he wants.

What about guyliner or chapstick? 

Why do men who cheated on their wives and got caught all use the same desperate playbook?

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Is The Morning Show cancelled yet? No?

I find that declaration very cloying and insecure as well as a desperate attempt prove maturity. You *be* friends; you don’t insist on it or talk about it and then slowly disappear from from each other’s lives.

I mean... that picture shows more happiness on Affleck’s face than in all the pictures of his wedding and Grammy pictures combined.

Pretty much. I’m annoyed that all the mockumentary couples have been Jim and Pam since The Office.

Tom and Giselle don’t have debts. She’s worth $400 million.

No, it’s more likely that they saw a photographer and started quickly holding hands in time before the photographer took the picture. It’s a “oh crap, did anyone see us hating each other?” look of surprise.

The universe gives it how it’s supposed to be given

Isn't that a RATM lyric?

If you’re rich, you’re somewhat immune to all the reasons the hoi polloi get divorced: money, housework, childcare, debt, mental labor, illness, errands, etc. Money can buy all the solutions for that!

I mock people who fall for that influencer/celebrity scam crap.

I feel the same way about Joseph Smith and the LDS cult. He wanted to molest and rape underage girls so bad he created a whole religion that said God said all that sex abuse was holy. 

Tom can see Suri. In their divorce agreement, he isn’t allowed to disparage or alienate Katie from Suri.

Please. The man probably thinks a woman carries the baby in her digestive system like that Idaho representative a few years back.