I’d wager not. These are the same people who watch Ru Paul’s Drag Race and think all those witty comebacks are spontaneous rather than the reality of someone feeding lines to Ru Paul via an earpiece.

The responses to that original Tweet are deranged and unhinged.

So why give out a trophy at all?

It’s like the assholes who object to seeing breastfeeding in public spaces.

But I would though! I absolutely would!

This policy still doesn’t make sense. Why would you give a trophy to the losing team regardless if the team was regular or elite? What's the point of that when the entire team knows they lost? 

I wish she'd call it Unilever for the same shit that Dove did, especially making everyone think all we women do is think we look like shit all the time. 

Fun fact: high heels were originally invented for men so they could prevent their feet from slipping out of the stirrups when they rode horses.

And this is why SVU is more copaganda than anything else.

Can’t we do the same thing with guns then? Oh and I wanna rat out my neighbor* too!

Ugh thank you. I’m sure I could get rich real fast if I underpaid my employees, avoided paying taxes, and found loopholes so I never had to pay benefits all while encouraging my employees to go on welfare.

A bunch of casino cash in a trash bag on a Southwest flight out of Vegas?

But the flip side is the shit food we have in America. The bulk of available, cheap food is unhealthy, and there’s plenty of it. There are plenty of additives to make you crave more of that garbage even when you're not hungry. If you want to eat healthy, you have to be rich.

I question the Queen’s love of her dogs because she and Prince Phillip hated the shit out of Fergie.

There’s a great section in White Fragility about this very thing.

Because including an exception for fetuses that can’t survive has never been in her nonsense before and the anti-choice movement doesn’t agree with her.

She contradicted herself. First she says her baby didn’t have a heartbeat before her abortion. But then she says there’s a difference between dying and being killed. Which was it for her then? So she supports abortion in cases where the fetus has a heartbeat but is unlikely to survive? The anti-choice movement doesn't…

I wonder how many people realize that in the Gabby pic she’s clearly bending over a bit and then smashing her knees together to get that thigh gap. I love the strategic cropping.

Wasn't the immunity agreement found to be bullshit though?

Except the Duggars will never admit that she had an abortion. To do so would be admitting that abortion is needed for legitimate health care reasons instead of controlling women’s choices.