Have some sympathy. I, too, get confused when humans are in close proximity and they're *not* fucking. 

My senior citizen father and 50 Cent finally have something in common! For a 20 year period, starting when I was about ten, my dad assumed I was fucking every male I interacted with! I once had to explain to my dad that I wasn’t fucking the boys at school but rather I attend school with them from 8 am to 3 pm as it…

But rapid growth and valuation numbers are so easy to fake!

Plus back in Bundy’s day, law enforcement didn’t coordinate and communicate like they do now.

Why is calling a man creepy the worst insult? I don't get why they fly off the handle about it, but asshole doesn't seem to make them flinch. 

I was walking on a street in Europe bundled up in the dead of winter so the only skin visible was my face.

I can’t remember where I read this, but the women who survived Ted Bundy all said he was a creepy weirdo who openly picked his nose. But, of course, no one listened to these women.

Don’t forget that Pitt also tried to claim that he stood up to Harvey Weinstein, but then went on to make two very good movies with Weinstein and kept quiet about all the sexual harassment, assault, and other abuse.

Sheryl Lee Ralph is absolutely right.

According to one of Diana’s biographers, those were the first words out of Charles’ mouth after he saw Harry for the first time.

I would give anything for Angelina Jolie and George Clooney to shut the fuck up about foreign affairs.

Ah yes. I forgot there was a fourth person in the car. Thanks for the correction!

You could have copied and pasted this comment verbatim (minus the sentence on racism) and posted in any comments section about Prince Andrew and his shitty BBC interview.

Princess Diana is the ultimate pretty white lady who is untouchable because she’s dead, but that still doesn’t change the fact that...

That’s why Glenn Youngkin is running towards a one time mental health boost of money.

Every single dish described here sounds fucking disgusting.

And then Paul Ryan tried to take that back and say that him liking RATM was fake news.

Because they don’t care.

When I was in DC, I asked some conservative with a boner for Reagan why his party kept using songs from artists who either hated the GOP and/or had lyrics the event planners and crowd clearly misunderstood. I used Born in the USA as an example.

One of the worst health care stories I heard was from a woman who needed emergency surgery. She got the entire bill for the anesthesiologist because that doctor was out of network. She was like, "I was going to die, and my health insurance company expected me to find another anesthesiologist who was in my network. As…