I know it was a different time because people died when they were 30 or whatever, but...

Thorn Birds fantasy taken too far?

Is English his first language?!? There's a literal definition of a pronoun. That's a thing that exists. 

There are also no consequences for Barrett, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh for lying about Roe in their confirmation hearings.

Phyllis Gardner said it best when she pointed out that Elizabeth knew how to manipulate powerful men by being just smart enough, just attractive enough, and just charming enough but never, ever intimidating them or making them feel inferior.

Yeah that sounds like her.

Sunny Balwani is a man.

Until I was about 13, I pronounced it Gee-off.

I had an idiotic friend who got pregnant this way. Twice.

It’s a good thing Cory Booker doesn’t know he’s my secret boyfriend or else I’d have to dump him over this shit.

I watched it during the first season because I was unemployed and there was so much hype.

A Mormon girl I went to high school with believed that as well. She was the queen of oral and anal, but by God she was a virgin on her wedding night!

A very pious Catholic ex-friend of mine thought gay people were “subhuman,” but you’d never know it by how nice she was! You know, because she’s a Christian.

I got bored at work one day and read the Wikipedia summaries for all the seasons.

Oh please. Clarence Thomas would make himself 3/5ths of a person if he could. 

But it’s not unintended consequences. You knew a story like this could happen, but you went ahead anyway.

I think Weinstein is doing what I think Warren Jeffs did: he knows he’s going to lose anyway so he directed his attorney to re-traumatize witnesses all over again as punishment for speaking up.

He’ll shit his Pampers because of all the infertile Mormons and Mormons who worry they might be.

IVF will be the line in the sand that starts the civil war on the anti-choice crowd.

How’s the weather in Moscow these days? Snowing yet?