Heigl was legitimately an asshole when she publicly insulted the entire writing staff of Grey’s Anatomy.

Mass shooters carry out their plans knowing that there’s a good chance they’ll either die by their hands or someone else’s. The death penalty is irrelevant.

A friend of mine had a daughter last month. Ethel Hazel Agatha LastName.

Correct. And that’s the point. Anytime he makes money, he has to give it to them. He’ll never be able to have any financial stability until the debt is paid off.

A troll is trying to bait you with a bunch of nonsense. Please do not respond and ungray him!

I mean...she IS an actress. That’s the first thing I thought when I read how nice she was being.

Dennis Feinstein from Parks and Rec would like a word please!

I’m a boss. I have high standards, and I hold everyone, including myself, to them.

Isn’t he already facing a potential prison charge due to all the perjury?

I can’t tell if he’s stupid or intentionally stupid. Did he not live through the OJ Simpson civil trial?!?

Logic isn't relevant to these people. 

Michele never apologized though. She said she didn’t remember, but she acknowledged people were offended by her.

Oh yes they will. They'll do it in Canada, and they may not even bother to hide it. Because why? No one cares. 

I just want someone to explain why Stripes is funny. 

There are plenty of us who had shitty fathers. For me, it was easy to break that cycle. For others, it took therapy.

All because they have Daddy Issues.

It’s also ironic given a good chuck of his fans in rural areas struggle with addiction.

Although I am not and never was politically aligned with Hannity, I absolutely lashed out and insulted people who had loving fathers. I’d mock them and tell them it was all for show and dads only acted that way because Obama made fatherhood fashionable. I couldn’t cope with the fact that other people didn’t have…

I’m more impressed that the world's highest paid model has tattoos to begin with. I'd think that would be a no no, but since I never knew she had any, I guess they're in the right spot. 

Okay that was very, very funny.