White supremacy for the win!

Carolyn Hax fans are truly a unique brand of insufferable white people. At least once or twice a month, one of them just HAS to bring up in her weekly chat how smug and self-satisfied they are when they ban politics from being discussed at social gatherings.

We’re learning that only Trump can campaign that way. No one else can pull it off.

Remember when Tom Cruise jumped on Oprah’s couch two separate times? (He never jumped up and down.) One of the reasons he did it is because he was avoiding Oprah’s questions about whether or not he was going to propose to Katie Holmes. Oprah kept pressing him for details, he didn’t want to answer, and the audience…

Oh? Do go on!! Please tell me how there's not an ounce of sex in, I don't know, everything we see. 

And legally served it to us in public.

Here’s the one thing that bugged me about Booksmart:

Then how come it’s all over daytime TV (soap operas), advertising, children’s programming (Disney and Nickelodeon), primetime TV, cable, politics, religion, and music?

Her with the orthorexia dressed up as a lifestyle choice and him for not quitting football. 

I agree. I remember that Vanity Fair article where Scientology was auditioning wives before Katie came along. They asked one of them to shave down her canines. She declined.

Anne Romney tried the same line in 2012.

Oh look. You showed up. There it is!

I think you’re right. That’s the tone I’ve gotten in comments sections when I crack jokes these days whereas five years ago, I would have gotten some all caps, defensive tirade about biology, reproduction, and the age of consent. (Just got other day, a guy admitted to me that older men don’t date younger women for…

When Columbia University was overcharging tuition, one of the suggestions for students was to take odd jobs, including walking the university president’s dog.

I’d think the Rockefellers and Kennedys and Kochs would consider third generation wealth to be new money. 

Both of them are pretty insufferable. I’m okay with any downfall.

I see more front and side boob at awards shows and the beach, and that’s just fine. But God forbid a woman breastfeed in public, then all of the sudden we’re traumatized and scandalized.

Jinx!

I read my kid all of the Laura Ingalls Wilder books.

All of it is bad but nouveau riche is a special kind of obnoxious and tacky.