Monica Lewinsky didn’t “Monica” on a dress. Bill Clinton did that.

I’m from a medium sized Midwestern town. People in my high school who didn’t go to college got married soon after graduation.

Assuming he has enough money to do that. I wager the families will go after every penny he has. They’re going after him in bankruptcy court right now.

He does not. Inadequate counsel only applies to criminal trials. All he can do is sue his legal team for malpractice. That's it. 

And then they bitch that women are gold diggers anyway.

This.

Right? I don’t think this is an awesome victory because don’t appellate courts overturn cases for these precisely reasons?

Don’t a lot of conservatives get divorced anyway? Trump had five kids with three wives. Richard Spencer is divorced. Newt Gingrich, John McCain, Bob Dole, etc.

Just wait until someone breaks out a Muslim prayer rug on the 50 yard line.

Interesting. I read it in the context of dating and relationships.

Interesting. So does this mean health insurance kicks in too? Because I couldn’t put my kid on my health insurance plan until I produced a birth certificate and a DOB.

And the Supreme Court ruled (I think) that stolen valor is protected under the First Amendment. 

Well someone learned how to read opinion poll data! He sure as shit didn’t do that when he was VP and tried to remove contraception coverage from the ACA because “religious objections” should overrule public opinion.

Exactly. Plenty of very popular artists never wrote their own music, but they still produced hits.

No Beyonce is a performer. I suspect she doesn’t want to admit that though.

I’ve heard Elton John doesn’t write most of his songs. TLC didn’t write a couple of their hits either. Britney Spears didn’t write “Hit Me Baby One More Time.”

The government is murdering people at the taxpayer’s expense, but the real issue is skirt length.

It’s not meant to be serious, but the point is I’ve yet to meet a man who would commit to such an idea. As one anti -choice man honestly said "I don't want the government regulating my body." Neither do we!

Would this guy be okay with passing a federal law that mandates all boys have vasectomies that will only be reversed once they provide proof of marriage?

Would the Washington Post ever kindly profile someone who longs to be a slaveowner? (I met one. They exist.)