Michelle Obama and Beyonce already did this.

I knew a dude like this in grad school. He was so attractive that you’d stop to look at him. Like wow was he hot!!

That’s why a nationwide ban on gay marriage, like abortion, is the only solution.

I wonder how Cruz would respond to states that wanted to ban men from voting or owning property or driving.

Please don’t forget Megan McArdle’s horrifically bad take yesterday on Twitter.

Don’t forget that Jerry Seinfeld dated a teenager too. 

I wonder if IVF will be the line in the sand. The anti-choicers I know are eerily silent on IVF, I suspect, because that’s an option they might need themselves one day. They’re against abortion because they’ll either never need it or they’ll justify their choice privately or they’re wealthy.

These settlements are factored into the cost of doing business so what do Lyft and Uber care?

So the libertarians are going to scream and yell over this just like they did when Roe fell, right?

Isn’t this the same party that swears there’s a pedophile in every pizza joint?

Acting and a timeshare?

OMG those two need to stop it and shut up already!

Razzie I mean!

Biden spent the last half century being anti -choice. I’m not sure he cares if McConnell keeps his word or not?

I’ve seen tan Italians before. But that doesn’t apply to her.

The egregious self-tanner and previous pictures would indicate otherwise. (And Jezebel covered it a few weeks back.)

I’m so glad you asked! Here are all the things Biden can do all my himself on abortion!

Lea Michele is a white lady. This disclaimer needs to be made for her and all the Kardashians who use spray tan to be ethnically ambiguous.

Of course there's no law enforcement or immigration enforcement. The wealthy don't want any threats to the cheap labor supply and arresting minorities would generate bad press for the Hamptons!

Because he didn’t allow the rest of the witnesses to testify, and they were ready to.