How difficult is it to stand up when your spine is made of of jello?

Do Gym Jordan and/or Roger Goodell genuinely not understand the First Amendment or are they being stupid on purpose?

And all religious officials do is redirect the person to do things that benefit the church: pray, go to church, volunteer, tithe, etc.

Reminds me of the two warring groups in Cambodia who committed mass murder.

This needs more stars.

She did. And based on how you’re posting, I’m guessing you’re a troll.

Then why doesn’t he renounce everything he’s done? Why is he still in hiding trying to get laid by lying about himself?

“Please, please, please fuck me because no one else will!"

This right here.

You mean the woman who pushed her stepmother down a flight of stairs and bragged about it?

Did NBC literally have no one else to do the interview?

When Kate walks around in designer clothing and goes on million pound shopping sprees, where do you think that money comes from? Where do you think ALL of their money came from? It wasn't making widgets! 

Not really. She was never called that when she was alive either. It was a PR plea from Tony Blair to give her an official royal funeral. 

I guess the art world learned nothing from the Sackler family!

I’ve long suspected my sister had BPD. She hits eight out of the nine behaviors.

If the worst thing about you childhood isn’t being able* to go to the park, you can always comfort yourself with all the ill gotten millions your family amassed over centuries of slavery, colonialism, and corruption.

I knew of an algebra teacher who would tape your mouth shut if you talked out of turn.

The teacher requirements and pay are so pathetic in this country. That's why you get people who have no business teaching in the profession. 

She did, and she’s still around after she issued an empty apology, saying she doesn’t remember anything.

The worst teacher I ever had used to kick desks (with kids in them!) and scream himself hoarse when he was mad.