hmm... Somehow your justification seems to pass my bullshit detector. Some sort of malfunction, I assume.

Very nice. It has some elements of the MP4 mixed with what seems to be Mclaren F1 proportions and structure.

Nice!

#COTD

Ahem..

Of course.

I would expect that type of question from anyone of the new 1202491491249124 million comments that migrated from 9gag and autoblog to jalopnik, but not from a veteran!

Every tuned Cayenne, especially those made by Mansory.

Its probably the same guy who is trying to fix the comment system.

DID NOBODY NOTICE HIS DAMN STEERING IS NOT ALIGNED?

Actually, I have a simple question to you (or to any 'merican who wants to answer):

That's what I said. It's understandable.

I think that the cop's reaction was understandable. We must remember they are human just like the rest of us. If a guy in a purple cardigan ran over my foot by being an asshole, i'd try and kick his ass... or if he was larger than me (most likely) i'd at least leave a good dent in the Ferrari.

I do this all the time on Gran Turismo, only I don't lean on the window, cuz my playseat doesn't have one.

I'm having a terrible day since Wednesday...

Photoshop muuuuuchhh?

He did?

DA FUQ?

Dear Jalopnik,

This one was also kinda stupid, as he says near the end that he has slick tires (he was going to a track day here in Portugal).