They should both have the text.

Regarding spinach, it’s not the spinach; it’s the vinegar. Spinach tastes like lettuce.

Every other job I’ve ever had has given a week’s vacation for being there a year.

I’ve been at my job for over a year and recently learned that that doesn’t qualify me for a paid vacation; rather I’m qualified for 8 hours (that’s right, I said “hours”) of paid leave.

You have to consider when Sesame Street began and the characters were introduced.

After reading the reply mentioning the broken arms this sounds like a take on the movie Spanking the Monkey.

How many of these happened without the direct influence of humans?

On a Sunday? Why? And, also, for the record, the Sabbath is clearly stated to only be for Israel.

Not even whores deserve that.

This doesn't sound as though it was intended to be sexual in nature.

So if a rapist is loose in my town and I tell all the women I know not to go out alone at night, especially not unarmed [No I don' necessarily mean a gun] am I then taking the attacker's side and blaming the victims?

How is a suggestion to be careful where you put something blaming the victim? Unless I'm misunderstanding and he's not saying that we should all protect ourselves as best we can since there are dicks out there who do rotten things. Isn't his tweet pretty much like suggesting women travel in groups when they go to a…

Even if someone deserves to die they don't deserve to die like that.

Indiana $400, sometimes $500. I pay weekly.

He could at least find a site where such a thing is allowed and encouraged; where people know it's not serious. But then maybe that wouldn't satisfy his "need."

I don't know if all of them having the same basic wounds helps or hinders, but it seems to me it would be the latter.

I didn't read the whole article, so I have to ask: are you aware that there are people with no nostalgic connection to the original Transformers who found Michael Bay's movies to be atrocious excuses for film?

Can you keep yours shut for 24 hours when you want to talk about what happened on a show you love? I get so pissed that most of my coworkers and friends do not watch the same shows I do because I can never talk about them immediately.

Still, not every person who likes to read books has ready every book, or even knows all of the books that exist until they are translated into other media.

This is your reaction to me commenting on my mindset when I'm drunk? You do understand that I'm not like that when I'm sober, right? Not to mention it was mostly a joke. I don't actually get mad. I just get horny, and thus frustrated when I can't do anything about it. And the ladies I hang with don't have a problem…