Got hired at a bank.

I got my period! Not gonna be a mommy yet!

I’m getting my first tattoo tonight!

Here are two pictures of my pups, Buster and Sophie, being ridiculously adorable in their beds earlier today.

I got dress to wear for graduation that I like.

I bragged on another post, but I will brag here too.

That’s awesome! And thanks for starting this thread. I guess I have 2 brags -

Had a maaaajor fight with my husband this week. This happens every once in a while, I think because we aren’t around each other all the time. Stuff builds up. During the course of the argument it suddenly dawned on me that he’s depressed and I was too wrapped up in my own garbage to notice. Then I felt like shitty…

Show me your nails! Just got my first pedicure in a while (I usually do them myself), and decided on ALL THE GLITTER. Fun coral shade on fingers... hope it’s work-appropriate, I'm usually more conservative than this.

Hi Jez friends! Happy SNS! This is your Brag Thread. Any grand accomplishments, big or small, you want to brag about but haven’t yet found an acceptable outlet in which to do so? My brag: I posted a Facebook status this week basically stating that supporting Trump for president is condoning the violence that his…

And then Jess wore this and all was forgiven.

So apparently Claire Danes’ gown...

EVERYONE GO THE FUCK HOME. ALL FUTURE RED CARPETS ARE CANCELLED. THE SUPREME HAS GRACED US WITH PERFECTION.

If they aren’t bringing Stana Katnic back they should just cancel the show and be done with it. The banter between her and Fillion was the only reason anybody ever watched the show. The brainiacs who run the network and took over the show seemed to have missed that memo.

My BFF and I used to listen to the soundtrack all the time and would practice our terrible terrible dance routines for each song in my living room after school.

UPDATE: I’m having a drink in my hotel bar/living room and this guy starts chatting me up and I tell him what I did today. He literally looks me straight in the eye and says “You’ll never be a police officer. You’re a woman.....And you’re white.”

I have a few stipulations for this production:

Can we send this sack of shit on a hunting trip with Dick Cheney?

Hmm. Interesting. Let’s stereotype this and come to a conclustion.