As a teacher, I can’t see any possible outcome in which teachers aren’t blamed for not doing stuff right. If you shoot the attackers, you turn against some of the kids you teach. If you don’t shoot them, you fail to protect your students. If you didn't bring your gun of great justice to school that day, you're…

I will continue to live in my liking Atticus bubble pretending that second book does not exist.

My kid is going to be born in 10 weeks or fewer, and all I care about is making the bathroom extra Ponyo themed.

How is everyone tonight? I’m feeling super accomplished and adult-y. I’m starting my new job on Monday, so I spent all day prepping meals and they smell delicious and I want to eat them all.

Because tweeting support for one female artist wouldn’t be complete without throwing another one under the bus.

Oh honey, I think it’s 150% time to go back on the Lexapro.

WRONG. My dog is the hottest dog. Look how sexy my dog is. THIS IS A VERY HOT NUMBER.

Middle Dakota is real god dammit!!! :P

You forgot that the perp also gets their hand chopped off. C’mon, how could you of all people forget that part of the punishment.

Of course there was a conspiracy. Horcruxes don’t find themselves.

Fucking good for her. I'd be pissed if some egomaniacal dude was trying to take credit for my massive success too. This is the most I've ever liked Taylor Swift.

OKAY I stand corrected the style is even worse than the color.

love the hair, fucking love the necklace.

This is legit how I’m feeling right now.

Ohhhhh God. That's hideous.

Many people thing that it’s ridiculous to let politics to get in the way of friendships or relationships but I think politics are actually too important not to be discussed.

I have wine and am recovering from my son’s crazy yet enjoyable Valentine’s Day party. I did a cupcake craft and all the kids made their own, with sprinkles and mnms, I made fancy cookies for on top. I had a bunch left and put All The Things on them and sent them to the neighbor kids. More is more. Haha. Now the boys…

It was crazy busy at work today.... last minute dudes buying tacky ass heart jewellery... but, I was pleasantly surprised by the amount of ladies buying themselves gifts! You go ladies! #TreatYourself

Super accurate! My greyhound in a wig = afghan hound (essentially greyhounds with wigs!).

Related: I’m mostly here so I can see what commenters look like!!!