Listening to Tori Amos rip apart a grieving widow cause her little fangirl heart broke at Cobain’s death made me ragey.

Courtney Love has been seriously demonized by a certain segment of the population. I find it pretty disgusting, especially how much of it revolves around her looks and sexual reputation.

This is the real issue here.

Her?

I read it as “Elizabetta” the first time, which is a substantially better name.

In light of new evidence regarding your unparalleled gingerbread consuming ability, I suggest we form a pact to share the presidency and encase the 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in a gingerbread coating that is both terrorism deterrent and delicious.

Terrorists will be like: “Do you see a white house? All I see is a…

Hell, it’s not even trickle down economics anymore. Apparently, you’re supposed to just be happy to be in the physical vicinity of that kind of money.

Ladies, if the guy you’re dating lists one of his hobbies as “militia”: DEALBREAKER.

Jesus.

I just spent Xmas with my mother, and subsequently spent NYE in bed with pizza and brownies.

A friend of mne, who was not allowed to eat chocolate or white sugar growing up, gained 50 lbs when she discovered real chocolate.

Not that I’d know....

I don’t know why all these health nuts seem so entirely clueless about the fact that one diet does not fit all people. Honestly, if you know so goddamn much, why don’t you know *that*?

Stop peeping on me!

I'm getting more and more bi these days.

Next up from WolVol, a stethoscope that when pressed to the heart, plays a Catholic prayer for the aborted.

That pic of Kat Von D and Steve-O is going to make me frown forever.

Really? It’s kind of crappy to tell someone to “chillax” as a response to a personal essay about their self-discovery over the past year. The author is asking serious questions about her life and emotional motivations and who are you to tell her how seriously she should take that journey?