You know, they didn’t get a horse to direct Seabiscuit!

Have you ever had a salad with baked goat cheese encrusted in panko? It is what I imagine heaven would be like.

I have ordered salads where I liked pretty much none of the ingredients because they featured goat cheese. I love goat cheese, and really, goats are less gross than cows anyway or at least, not grosser.

Anything that involves goat cheese cuz I'm gross

I’d be pissed if someone ruined my wedding, but if they bit my dog I’d punch them in the fucking face.

Same.

I have to say that although I don’t care either way about the bun, this graphic annoys the fuck out of me. I think they were going for “The burger is on a pedestal with a cover that has just been removed behind it” but the “cover” is very obviously too shallow to have been covering the burger. It’s the visual…

“My first thing was like, how can they do this? Like, I feel like I can’t step outside and feel like I can go outside naked…You should feel comfortable in your own space.”

Any box of Lucky Charms is all mashmallow if you’re willing to do the work.

“Quentin Tarantino is interviewed by Bret Easton Ellis”

I got dumped pretty spectacularly, once. My ex-boyfriend’s birthday was four days later. I agonized very briefly over whether I should call him, or send a card, or something, to wish him a happy birthday, but ultimately decided not to.

Agreed

Teen girl and Mom don’t get along. Shocking news.

Super shit news: this week I found out I have cancer.

Me literally a minute before reading this article: some day i’mma get rich and wear only Rick Owens all day every day

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

My denim is always infused with coffee...on account of my mysterious inability to keep coffee in my mug.

I understand this dog. I mean, who among us has never chewed the locks off of a container to eat a dozen chocolate muffins?

I know we’re not supposed to dress our little furry friends like dolls but my dog loves wearing clothes. I’m so glad fall is finally here. He likes dressing up for Halloween, and when it gets colder he has a couple of very dashing coats that, when I open the cabinet where they are stored, he jumps up and then gets in…

depends on who the bride is!