i AM a problem
Yes! I think there’s a dynamic here where the cool kids want to show how much more sophisticated they are than the unruly masses who got into Serial by just blanket poo-poo’ing the entire show. And one of the ways to do that is to adopt the “clearly he did it, Keonig is a shitty jouranlist” critique. Well, ok then.…
Yeah, I can’t take anybody seriously who’s floating the theory that Koenig was “in love” with Adnan. It’s a) sexist as fuck, b) ignores the fact that she says, multiple times, that she thinks it’s entirely possible that he did it, so even if she does privately believe he’s innocent it’s not like she’s pushing that…
Another great Hitler joke was in Chelsea Peretti’s Netflix special:
HI DREAM TWIN!!!
This is literally my re-occurring nightmare as a child... trapped in a car thats moving and i dont know how to drive. That poor kid!
Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.
I’d consider him a solid 9.5 in terms of punchability.
I’d be happy if she’d just take her finger out of her mouth.
“Dear Ask A Clean Person:
“He’d mixed a half-gallon of bleach with a half-gallon of ammonia in the mop bucket.”
The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.
I turned 43 on Thursday (WOO, OLDNESS) and went out after dinner all by myself, like an adult. Aaaand the bar was almost empty and I wasn’t keen on the live music, but the bartender lady was chill and I met a pretty fun / smart dude who was unreasonably impressed that I knew that the proper term for an airliner’s…
I can’t wait to see that kid’s first day of school pic. Wonder what she'll write on the chalkboard
So, let me get this right. Someone did a rape kit, got a DNA sample from the accused rapist, looked at video footage, matched the guy’s DNA to the DNA from the rape kit, took seriously the accounts of another woman who came forward more than a year after the fact, and actually charged the fucker with felony rape…
Jet fuel can’t melt steelletos
I’ve been off Jez for the past couple of weeks because of a crazy performance/rehearsal schedule but I’m here and I missed you all and let’s talk about tattoos!! I just got a new one and I’m in love and I want to see all of the gorgeous Jezzie ink. Show me yours!!
Resting Angry Gun Discharge Face?
They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.