I went to a Catholic school for middle school and I have two stories from my time there. During Lent, we all wrote down our sins on a piece of paper. The priest took the paper and set them on fire before he started the Eurachrist. Behind him, I could see sparks as the fire started to melt the bowl. The kindergartens…

'jet fuel can't melt steel beams - or diamonds, because diamonds are forever'

“Welcome to Zales. Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.”

Clearly they made it wrong. A properly made Blizzard should never spill.

I LOVE ETIQUETTE SO MUCH!!! THIS IS SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!

I don’t know how I feel about this rule. My best friend recently broke up with her boyfriend, me and boyfriend were friends but he was a really shitty boyfriend and she deserved way better. And she knew I thought this. They were very off and on and when they were on I would still hang out with the two of them but my…

This comment deserves a Pulitzer.

No, that stuck out to me, too. Cousin would have been wise to be a bit more measured in her response to the letter writer’s undoubtedly impassioned bitching about her now fiance, but I don’t think cousin is at all out of line in her general concern. Letter writer sounds like she may very well be deluding herself.

I am very curious if Engaged Monster spent the two weeks they were broken up bitching to her cousin about her fiance. I have been in the position with friends in on again off again relationships and they expect you to just forget all the bad shit they decided to unload on you and act like you’re an asshole if you ever…

Yeahhhh, it is never a good idea to include someone who hates your fiance — and called you up to tell you! — in your wedding party. You’re, like, triple-dog daring them to keep their mouth shut through a lot of celebrating and task mastering. I don’t care what facade she’s putting up now, there’s a better chance than…

I urged my bestie to break up with her boyfriend once because he was being controlling and douchey and not meeting her halfway (literally - they were long distance and he refused to visit her bc he didn’t like the city we lived in, so she spent a lot of time visiting him and not building relationships where we lived)…

Too late

Not only were they apparently doing just that in Malaysia, they were doing it enough that it became news and the Imams told them to knock that shit off.

My (gay, black) husband recently told me that he would vote for Donald Trump. I worked on both Obama campaigns. I almost kicked him out of the house until I realized he was paying the mortgage.

Hermetically is a word I use a lot. I enjoy when other people use it. That is all.

Hot damn, that is a good lipstick color!

I posted this a few weeks ago, but you should try making some “slutty brownies” if things get much worse. Or, you know, if things just get.

Y’all, I am literally about to spend a Saturday night GRADING PAPERS. I feel so old and academic. Please keep me company. I have created an assortment of discussion points:

1. Does anyone play Sims 4? I have recently become obsessed with how creepily accurate peoples’ renditions of celebrity sims are, and then I…