I’m thinking that he might suffer from dementia, although that doesn’t explain why his family passively allowed him to assault the delivery driver.

Thank god those poor fragile men have someone speaking out for them!

Has any group in history had a more difficult struggle than white Christians in America?

I can’t be on Twitter right now because apparently Ellen Page called out Ted Cruz at some state fair shit in Iowa and the first tweet I saw was someone saying “Ted Cruz is confronted by irrelevant actress Ellen Page and takes her down beautifully”

Right?! Don’t you just want to go up to her all like “excuse me, I’m sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you, I love your voice.”

Mine too. I truly wonder if anyone but a woman would understand this feeling.

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”

That’s just false advertising, I mean “safe” is literally the name of the object so logically it should be safe to put your baby in there. It’s just common sense.

Okay, I literally just rewatched A Scandal In Belgravia today where Sherlock Holmes looks at Irene Adler’s safe and says ‘I really hope you don’t have a baby in there’ and I feel like this is some spooky cosmic shit and that these parents put their baby in a safe just to make weird coincidences happen for me. I…

One summer day, I got too hot in my car. We were in this big traffic jam, and it was 110. No air conditioning. I felt lightheaded and so I stopped at a rest stop to get some water. I fainted, which is embarrassing, but upon waking, found myself surrounded by people praying over my body. No one had called 911 or…

Measurements were taken at last Thursdays coven. Sorry you missed it.

Cosmo quiz says I’m ‘really quite feminist’.

I’m just saying, it’s very déclassé. The cool kids are wearing otters. Not even pelts, just live otters. It’s very now.

You and me both, KStew. You and me both.

I introduced my fiancé as ‘gal pal’ yesterday for fun but she did not think it was fun. No sir, she did not think that was funny. :(

I typed “Kristen Stewart sexuality” into the Google thing up there and it says her sexuality is “Network Connectivity Problems.”

I've been using this one all day

I bought a dress from china (misdress on etsy). I was really worried. it ended up being much nicer than I anticipated. She had no problem making it plus-size and a few other modifications too (I’m a 20/22).