Dear god. It’s a horrible story but damn it, a drunken conga line will make me laugh under any circumstances!

Yours is gorgeous! I love all the patterns. Mine was the opposite of a disaster too. Thanks for giving me an excuse to post it :)

I have no idea if it was a mix up or if the bakery was just like “fuck it, they won’t notice”. I was the plus one of a friend and only witnessed the subsequent gluten induced pant shitting. Now I'm curious to find out what happened. The bride was pissed and there was much talk about the suits being rentals that the…

Not my cake disaster but I was witness to this as a plus one at a wedding. Couple orders gluten free cake because best man has Celiac (we know this because the table tents said in lieu of favors they were donating to several charities including one having to due with Celiac disease in honor of the best man). Bakery…

you useless cunts know why.

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

So... not a disaster, but I can’t help but share this because I loved my tiered apple pie for my wedding oh so much. It was the best.

Expecting your friends and family to support your creation of a violent sex tape is a bit much to ask. Re-creating an incidence of trauma is not healthy outside of a highly controlled setting (such as EMDR). I like art - I study it - but this most recent piece isn’t exactly the same as painting flowers. Or even…

You are a perfect creature.

Say Hello to this Newborn Pygmy Hippo

It’s a dog whistle to me nowadays. Any idiot talking about “PC” anything = undercover racist/sexist/homophobe prick.

What people say: “I can’t make jokes anymore because of political correctness.”
What I hear: “My jokes are stale and poorly thought out, and want to blame it on something else.”

“Political correctness” literally just means “not being racist/sexist,” but as an insult. Nothing more.

My understanding of PC= people generally respecting other people and taking other peoples perspective into consideration and really making an effort to try to understand and incorporate other peoples perspectives into one’s own worldview in an attempt to grow as a human being and have a more balanced and holistic…

Shorter version of what he said: “people aren’t allowed to say whatever they want without being called out for their b.s. anymore.”