Did anyone else listen to the recent Criminal podcast about the romance scams? They’ll even chat online using a video recording of someone else they scammed. They’ll just make the sound seem broken so you can’t tell what’s actually happening.

I just flaunted my ability to eat most of a large bag of Doritos at work. I am just like Stars.

I’m close to snapping at everyone I work with and anyone who comes into contact with me at work thanks to tomorrow being the last of a 7 day work week.

You guys! My stuff finally came yesterday!! Thank you so much for the support during our agonizing wait! We spent all day yesterday unpacking and organizing, and today I just basked in the warm presence of my belongings. I made breakfast this morning and tonight, and it feels so fantastic to do so with my own tools in…

I’ve started going down to the beach and having a coffee before I go to work. It’s helping me to have a calmer, more positive day. Anyone else have a morning ritual that helps for a good start to the day?

Does anybody else get those exam/homework due panic/anxiety attacks even though the’re not in school and haven’t been in school for ages?

I’ve been seeing pictures from the Home to Vote campaign all over Tumblr since the voting day. I’ve cried actual, human tears from my small grinchlike eyes over this. People actually putting in so much effort and time and MONEY, taking off work, getting on PLANES, everything just to make sure that their country did…

I know where you’re coming from (I really do) but that comes off a touch condescending. We’re trying. Jesus we’re trying. Believe me when I tell you that the vast vast majority of Irish people were/ are horrified by stories like that. Polticians are cowards the world over though and are reluctant to touch the issue.…

You are absolutely doing this right. I would like to add to this; “Grows new hair and fingernails to replace older versions”. I think that’s so fucking hot.

Exists. :(

Notices when you vomit loudly out the car window.

Sex position where you cling to the other person like a barnacle.

33. Ability to summon gibbering insane, howling maws of twisted flesh from the non-Euclidean abyss beyond our plane.

Gives “which color nail polish?” serious consideration. For fingers and toes.

“Pets a kitten”, “Hugs a baby”, and “Kills a bug” are just listed too closely for those of us without focus.

Breathes and blinks without even trying hard.

Shit. So basically it doesn’t matter that he signed a contract that said they both had to agree to either to bring them to term, keep them frozen or destroy them, and nobody could do whatever they wanted.

...Holy crap. Maybe I am a psychic. I MUST SHARE MY SODA PREDICTING POWERS.

There might be, and I might be with them. :)

And you are all literal angels.