I read I Thee Dread weekly and I’m as single as it gets. Le sigh. One day...

If I check “I know I DON’T want it, HAHAHA U FEEL ME?” isn’t it the same as checking yes? Or did I listen to that song incorrectly?

It’s still an homage to you, but I think I’m going to call him “Glittershitter”. That stuff is just unmanageable.

Completely off point but I love your screen name. We had a glitter based accident around here and now I’m going to call my husband Shittingglitter.

The harsh reality of this is that the most likely outcome here is that not only will she take him back, but she’s grow cold on your for ever not liking him, will tell him everything you said about him and your homelife is about to become a cloud of passive aggression and hostility.

One of the Queen’s corgis is my answer. Happy dog with a baller lifestyle.

Y’all, my dog is SO CUTE. I rescued her back in September and was freaking out for the following couple months that I had made a huge mistake and that I couldn’t handle the responsibility, but it’s all worked out and now I cannot imagine life without her. She has been by my side during my recovery from surgery. I…

Lots of changes over the last 10 weeks!

I’m telling you, I hear this story all the damn time. The always pick the boyfriend/girlfriend over the roomie and it’s best to just move on and try someone new.

Literally every day this week, I’ve found a dime on the ground in different places. 7 days, 7 dimes, 7 locations.

She’s gonna take him back. You have to either get down with him hanging out again, or you have to bail from your roomie. It’s a tale told since the dawn of time.

I think you have every right to tell her you don’t want him living there. I mean, he moved out, I’m assuming hes not on the lease? If she can’t deal with that, then one of you probably needs to find a new place to live. I also don’t think it’s unreasonable for you to explain to her that you don’t think he’s good for…

Probably a bear, because they do whatever the fuck they want and pretty much nobody fucks with a bear.

This has been a nightmare of a week. On Sunday Big Foot was reprimanded for doing something very dangerous and foolish and went ballistic. She threatened to run away and then upped the ante by saying that she would burn the house down and laugh while I died. I eventually got her to calm down enough to agree to go to…

Try accutane. I barely had acne. Only on my chin and cheeks. 6 months of hell and its never come back. Totally worth it.

When you do something for you, it’s never the wrong decision. YOU GO, GLEN COCO

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OVERLY SEXUALIZED VELOCIRAPTOR!

Jezzies, I have decided to FINALLY quit my job. I’ve been working for this org since I moved to TN (4 years ago). In that time I’ve been promoted twice and have gotten to do really amazing things, like present at national conferences and other cool speaking engagements, start my own programs from the ground up, and…

Most of it looks pretty good, of course, fix the grammar, but try to limit the cliches., like the loving/liking to laugh and making others to laugh. So many guys write that. We get it, you think you’re funny. You can mention that you think you’re funny or that your friends think you’re funny but save the repeated…

Alt title: Shifty Scott Walker Doesn’t Know Who To Pander To In Order To Get Votes For His Party These Days.