Because of course a dude named Chester is going to cheat on you.

They already have a pocket Apple watch. It's called a fucking iPhone.

Oh com'on. This is the best you're gonna get from a Pope. The church is never going to accept abortion, it goes against the tenants of the religion.

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.

“I don’t remember ordering a coil of rope the height of a human....”

Now that I’ve eaten lunch, I can safely say:

Seriously. Do you know what HAPPENS when Satan and God both take a vested interest in a human? Do you want to be Job?

Dude Tequila is the beeeeeest!!!! I feel really bad for everyone who has the “I can’t drink tequila anymore” story because tequila is my jam.

If only so many other people had come out sooner.

I coach a Junior Roller Derby team and it’s an intense sport that is growing by the day. We found out a couple weeks ago that a nearby team lost one of their teammates to suicide. The player was trans and was bullied so badly they killed themselves. It’s hit the very…

fuck yeeeeeh more TEQUILA COCKTAILS.

Tequila is my lifesblood. I think that in about 40 minutes when I get to leave this hellhole, I’m going to imbibe in some.

KENS GETTIN’ LOOSEY GOOSEY TANIGHT FOLKS

My sister once wished that Terry Pratchett would slow down his writing so she could catch up and pretty much that same week he announced his Alzheimer’s diagnosis. I’m not saying she gave TP Alzheimer’s but we can’t prove that she didn’t not do it through wizard magic either.

No need to get snippy with them

Well, as for me, I don’t even see gender. I mean a movie can star a man, a woman, a banana, a 1978 Datsun, the sandwich platter I ate for dinner on Saturday with the weird pink cream cheese, a litter of cats, a purple of dragon—just about anything. I think the misandry against men in the movie industry needs to end.

Is it creepy that I came here just to read the fucking comments?

“Brownish area with points” is also acceptable.

It really Depends.

TOO. SOON.

It sucks, too, because I’m sure the “does whatever the obituaries in Concord, North Carolina tells them to” constituency was leaning Democratic.

This isn’t about wearing short skirts or something, this is doctors giving medical advice about women allowing their bodies to recover.