What a bastard. FUCK HIM.

My 30s have left a lot to be desired healthwise. But you know what happened recently? I figured out how to look good. It only took 32 years and 11 months, but I can finally head out into the world each day knowing that I don’t look like crap. Crazy hair? Tamed. Makeup? No probs. Today I got some pink foils mixed into…

I’ve seen that photo before and every time, I just hope it’s a big fucking joke, because no child should have to deal with that shit. How does one even pronounce Lakynn?

What is worse is, I went to school with a Maylee. And she was older than me, and I am 40. So this fuckery is not even fresh. Aaah.

“Nayvie” is bad - but “McKarty” is worse. “Lakynn” - the “winner” from above - is THE worst. WTF, lady??!! NONE OF THOSE ARE NAMES.

Rayzin.

Wait! I’m worried what you just heard was “give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was “give me all the bacon and eggs you have.”

“Don’t misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel 100 about that forever. Thank you @madonna,”

uhhhh excuse you, Calvin Harris? are you for real? like, of all the subtly gendered insulting manspeak, “demeans her as an artist” is especially infuriating. I’m not even a big Taylor Swift fan, but right now my entire face is screwed up in distaste. I can’t make it go down.

Harris also “reportedly told Tay that he thinks she ‘demeans herself’ as a singer by writing such whiny lyrics.”

Rebecca is the very famous “cunt punt” sorority sister, if I’m not mistaken. Take that for what it’s worth.

She’s going to see this and excoriate me on Fb, isn’t she?

On another occasion the same gentleman asked a lesbian server, "so just what exactly do you people do in the bedroom?"

Excellent work, students! This is effective protesting.

As Corprew attempted to block the projector, she audibly told the activists, “I feel like I’m being violated in the same way that you’re defending women’s bodies… It’s like you’re becoming the oppressors.”

no no no, not 'understanding' — tolerance! So pleased you've built up a tolerance to my sexual orientation, folks! Put away that Epi-pen for good!

"Guess which two people at this dinner table I've put my penis in?"

We live in far more tolerant times and there are plenty of people out there who wouldn't see bisexuality as any barrier to a committed union.

The headline alone.