Are there two Katy Perrys in this photo? What is going on here?

Can you imagine how many incidents just like this happen every single day? And have been happening every single day for the past 200+ years? And have not been caught on camera?

As the late, great Maya Angelou once said, “Y’all done fucked up.”

What a dumb comment from that guy. Can’t imagine how he thought that would go over well.

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I feel horrible even admitting this BUT I didn’t love the new season and i’m not as excited about this as i should be i guess. :(

I fucking LOVE Arrested Development, but...

Murder/suicide all three.

Lily Collins’ friends aren’t so sure about this Chris Evans character.

Speaking as a person who dumped her boyfriend and then heard he got engaged a year later, I can say that .................. OF COURSE Stewart’s fine. It’s been, what, two years or more? The funny part really is, though, how people will act like you might not be fine. “Oh sweetie. I heard about the ex. Are you okay?”…

Yeah! I want all of the class to secretly plan and then show up with all girls in tuxes and all boys in dresses. What are the faculty going to do then? Assholes.

Hell, yeah. Tuxes are sharp. I wish I was still in high school so I could join the tux wearing girl posse.

It’s hard to cope with these radical new ideas.

Are the male faculty that concerned about dress code or are they afraid she's going to look way better than them in a tux?

Oh, yeah, I agree with that. The “gal pal” thing is juvenile and rather disrespectful. I’m not sure what the best way to write about it would be (maybe just refer to them as friends until Kristen wants to say they’re more?).