I’ve prayed to the universe for this to be happen. My queer lil heart would just explode.

Ugh. Straight people.

He just uses a gay agenda. We're really good with time management.

Yeah, can we not glorify this woman for making shitty jobs more difficult for people? kthx

I had to stop watching after a couple seasons because it made my retail career feel so inadequate. But I spoke only in quips and witty banter for at least an hour after I finished an episode.

Readjusting to SSRIs, still all in my feelings over the girl I was dating who didn’t like me as much as I liked her, but at least I know I’m going to be okay. I just hate those damn wounds that only heal with time. Needed to put that out into the universe.

Working at a bank, I hear about a lot of these, and of course it's mostly the elderly and vulnerable that fall prey to them. You just can't have any sort of moral code to take advantage of these sweet little old men and women who are so trusting and scared. This is good information to be able to give them.

So comforting.

Also Sprite is like the least sexy soda ever? It's what I drink when I'm hungover and want to puke.

I was just coming down here to express my deep and enduring fondness for Mo Rocca.

No bigger threat to national security than bike safety, I always say.

#shero

Son of a bitch.

Should I send them a picture of the full bottles of juice and aloe that I forgot about in my purse that they let me carry straight through security last week? Like I'm glad I didn't get yelled at but I'm frustrated at all the time I've wasted on that goddamn quart bag.

As a lady bank teller, this is my formal plea not to contribute to the trend. I'm very scared of people already. Thank you.

Ugh, where are the goddamn bisexuals in all of this??

Thank you from me and the pup!

I personally stick with a “uniform” of sorts to keep things super simple. I have a few good pairs of black pants from Loft (great sales and they have a decent petites section) and then lots of sleeveless blouses in fun colors from stores like TJ Maxx and a fuck ton of cardigans in neutral colors. Easy to combine,…

So cute!!

God this is delightfully nerdy. I'm so glad people like you exist in this messy, messy world.